All Pakistanis are Astronauts
Thats when it hit me while I was crammed in a rickshaw with 15 other kids on my way back from school that all Pakistanis can be Astronauts. Yes we fit the criteria of training perfectly.
Crammed in that rickshaw I was subjected to all kinds of extreme pressures, thats was one condition meet and then there were extreme vibrations due to the broken road mimicking the NASA training to the letter and since it was in July so serve hot conditions was also valid and when the Rickshaw would suddenly encounter an unexpected speed breaker we would all receive Zero Gravity simulation, take that Vomit Comet.
For selecting astronauts NASA prefers Air force pilots but if Pakistan had a space program then there wouldn't be a shortage of entrants as well cause if you have ever traveled in a local van or a bus then you know the driver's seat is also referred to as a Pilot-Seat.