The grumpy guy's list of 10 Things to know before getting married...

Well I see your sad my son... come over here tell daddy all about it ...

u see kid your doin it wrong...
there are a few things that you need to know before you jump into the hell hole... (opssss marriage)

1. Its all about the money. Plain and simple ... you got the doe will have the flow if you know what I mean.

2. There is no such thing as love ... its all bullshit...

3. If you ever think that you can understand a woman ... your a moron ....

4. If you ever think a your woman can understand you... your even a bigger moron than I thought

5. The easiest way to win an argument is to admit your wrong... cause thats whats your gonna do in the end anyway...

6. Have 2 tv sets in the house... cause if its 1, its hers

7. All the crapiest movies and soaps on tv are "Good"

8. Accept it ... whatever you do ... your still a moron to her

9. Whatever she does is "hard work" and whatever you do is "resting"

10. If you want companionship and loyalty ... get a dog


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